Here at Mystery Mongoose HQ, we’re enjoying watching the current season of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch.” For other long-time fans out there, we humbly offer these suggestions for a Skinwalker Drinking Game (or Bingo, for those who don’t drink.)

• Eric wears his Paddington Bear hat
• Travis says, “What the crap?!”
• Shot of Thomas in hospital bed with bandaged head, looking befuddled
• Eric narrows his eyes, smiles, and nods sagely
• They try to use GPS in an area where GPS always fails
• Brandon Fugal gasps like a Victorian lady and says, “Oh my gosh!”
• They introduce a new character with an absurd nickname
• A big endeavor fails because a fully charged battery suddenly dies
• Pete Kelsey shows up dressed like Lawrence of Arabia
• Someone at the drill site makes a comment that’s crying out for “that’s what she said”
• Cameron’s life is imperiled as they send him flying through an area where equipment always fails
• “Dragon” says something is too dangerous
• Multiple people witness UAPs that Eric completely fails to see on his massive array of monitors
• Travis has a sunburn and raccoon eyes
• Narrator immediately restates a comment as a question, in ominous tones
• Eric finally gets to leave his little room when all the action is over

If you are not already watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, we recommend it! It’s a lot of fun. Watch it on the History Channel or on Hulu. You can learn more about the strange history of this ranch in Colm Kelleher’s fascinating book: Hunt for the Skinwalker.